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JUNGLE HAIR
I often wonder what porn surfers must be thinking when they're staring down a one-page tour with all paths leading directly to a signup page or toll booth (requesting your username and password). Such is the case with Jungle Hair, and to try and add some quantitative and qualitative perspective to the site, I decided to peel off the 'promises' they make in their free tour and see how they score from the members' side.
The top of the tour proudly proclaims 'World of the Unshaven', but from the mostly trimmed pubes in the photos on the (lonely) tour page, I'm already seeing a rift between promise and reality. Maybe they're just saving the 'good stuff' for members? We shall see. As I read through the preview, I make note of expressions like 'NO shaving zone', 'THOUSANDS of beautiful natural un-shaven women', 'mega picture gallery with over 100,000 pictures', 'super hairy muffs', 'hirsute stories', 'live hirsute sex', 'hairy breasts', 'hirsute videos', and my favorite 'more hairy muff than your cock can handle'.
With no place but the members' area to go to next, so I did. The home page for members of Jungle Fever seems furry enough at first glance. With large thumbnailed links to the newest hairy photos (9 galleries) and the latest hairy movies (9 galleries), things seemed on track with my expectations - well, kind off. While the women featured in the latest updates were more hairy than not, I did see ample evidence of scissor action and the 'muffs' were more 'muffish' as the pubes many of the women sported seemed to lack the natural triangular shape one expects from unshaved women (instead they wore trimmed and sculpted rectangular landing strips about their netherzones). Even without inspecting the 'full collection' of videos and pictures, I was already convinced that the 'NO shaving zone' promise was BROKEN. Of course, it's always possible that the 'cheaters' were 'waxed' (not shaved), allowing the producers to claim semantic victory, but as a person looking for UNSHAVED HAIRY female pleasure places, I was already disappointed. Further, upon much closer examination of the photos (some of which are large and sharp at 622x931 pixels), I did see more than subtle hints of razor action.
As there were several inspiring thumbnails of truly hairy unshaved young women (with hairy armpits and furry genitals including long curly inner thigh fur (but still suspiciously lacking in treasure trails from pubes up to belly buttons), I suppose some of the models did satisfy the unshaved criterion enough to help the 'no shaving zone' promise. I decided that it would be best to check out the other (apparently, thousands - according to the makers) unshaved gals. The menu system being as simple as it was, afforded me a link to Photos and another to Videos (plus video feeds and live cams/shameless BS upsells), but when I selected Photos, I did NOT get what I expected! Instead of finding thumbnails or links to hairy photo galleries I got a general listing of adult themes instead: Teens, Asian, Balloons, Pierced Girls, 3D Comixxx, Mature, Black On White Bisexual, MMF, Smoking Girls, 3D Toons, Ebony Cheerleaders, Spanking, Anime / Toons, Amateurs, Indian, General Fetish, Stockings / Pantyhose, Anime / Toons, Hard Pornstars, Latina, Girls With Toys, Squirting, Girls, Hairy, Tattooed Girls, Bondage Toons, Blonde, Anal, Heels, Tickling, Brunettes, Blowjobs, Messy / Food / Dirty, Chicks In Uniform, Redheads, Cumshots, Outdoors, Upskirt, Brazillian, Facials, Panties / Underwear, Voyeur Peepers, Ebony, Big Boobs, Hand Jobs, Pussy Shaving, Feet, Hardcore, Fat Girls, Asses, Pussy Close Ups, Teens, Lesbian, Pregnant, Masturbating Girls, Orgy, Pussy Licking, Strap-On Sex, Female Domination, Interracial, Girl Fucks Guy, and Bondage. While I appreciate 'bonus' content, it seemed a bit to early in the game to be dipping into the archives.
I clicked on the Hairy theme and I was back in the furry zone with 137 photo galleries devoted to 'hairy'. The thumbnails to the galleries were small and highly pixilated, but when I clicked on links I got paginated thumbnailed sets (20+pics) somehow relating to hairy, but nowhere near to the degree of claims made by the makers. In fact, some of the sets were about women shaving their pubes off! The 'on-topic' content varied in quality and subject. So far, if we assume that each of the 137 hairy photo sets represented a model, we only needed 1853 more to make up a minimal 'thousands of hairy models' claim. When I selected the Video option, I found my way to only 14 hairy movie episodes. The movies varied in content quality (MPEG/WMV) and as a whole, left us high and dry as far as the claims were concerned.
Jungle Hair, seems to be yet one more general archive site, indexed on a particular theme, and trying to pass itself as a niche site. This site is about the 'bonus' content more than the niche itself. As a hairy site it is luke warm in quality and ice cold in quantity. As a general archive, the $24.86 fee for 30 days is reasonably priced. You can buy a one year membership for $84, or even try the site for one day ($1). If you're looking for furry porn - you will probably be disappointed with this site. If you're looking for a sampling of adult movies and pictures across many themes this is a reasonable value. So, what are you looking for?
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